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Hi, I’m Fran! 


Wife to Charlie Hammer, dog Mom to William Martin (Tookus), lover of broccoli, and my personal favorite, loving Mama to Hans Harrison and Margaret (Maggie) Louise. 


Let’s discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of Motherhood completely unfiltered. No asterisks here. I just come out and say the “F word” because sometimes F*** just doesn’t do certain situations justice. (Like giving birth to a baby with a giant head, but more on that later.) And trust me, as a Mom of two under two I find myself saying it more than I should, but I can’t possibly be the only foul mouthed Mama. 


If you’re a cussing Mom or just a Mom out here trying to dodge and weave through the pitfalls of Motherhood and a society that is anything but judgement free then Welcome. This is for you. 


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